the days are running shorter by the hour

TRIP DUH FUCK OUT:



I've literally spent the past three days in a row tolerating Jeff F. I don't know how much more I can take ;) He came over for a Disney movie night on Sunday, and we watched the cinematic geniuses of Haunted Mansion and Hercules. Monday, spent the morning at SeaWorld with Julianne and got the worst sunburn of my life. Got home around 5pm, went over to Jeff's house to meet the madre at 7pm, and stayed until 10pm watching "Teeth". Today, after registration at Rosary (CAPTAIN, NOSTALGIA HAS FINALLY LANDED), had lunch at Brownstone Cafe with . . . Jeff! Surprise, surprise. We'd attempted to score some yummy Italian waffles at Rialto Cafe, but they were closed :( After Brownstone, made a quick trip to Lollicup so Jeff could get his Milk Tea Boba fix. Then off to some random park where we spent five minutes wasting life, then finally his house where we watched "Wanted". Stayed until 6pm then driving school. While I was at AAA, Jeff took Julianne shopping and pretty much failed at life after getting bitched at by my mom for keeping her out too late. Ha.



Scott Lee, you are a smelly bigfoot's dick for not calling me all these months. I know you're in Korea and all, but can a brotha get a long-distance phone!? Come back already so we can go crash some fucken church retreats, woot woot!



Hello, my name is Izzy; and I'm addicted to FML.

FOR HECTOR MANNY KEKOA CASAS (because I luhh the kid):

"Today, I was walking out of a bar when someone grabbed me by the throat, and slammed me against a wall, saying "Stop fooling around with my wife, because next time - I'll kill you." I'm gay and haven't been with a woman since 1985. FML"